I'm thrilled about the Blue Jackets' Game 1 win.
We've got a series. We've got some excitement. We've got a competitive series (which isn't what I expected before the game). So let's wind it back to when the Blue Jackets went down 3-0 in the first period on Wednesday...
I sent a tweet.
At the time, I thought nothing of it. The Blue Jackets are down by three, facing the NHL's best team. Like all of you, I figured we'd be moving on to Game 2 and my ass cheeks would remain an art-free space.
But then, the Blue Jackets started chipping away.
Oh no. https://t.co/dO94gDnnEF— SB (@Sam_Blazer) April 11, 2019
And they eventually took the lead and won the game, 4-3.
To answer your questions: yes, I am getting 1st Ohio Battery's logo tattooed on my ass. I have no idea which cheek, or if it will be a full-color tattoo. But I'm a man of my word and we're going through with this.