My Word Is Good: Thanks to the Blue Jackets, I'm Inking 1st Ohio Battery's Logo On My Ass

By Sam Blazer on April 11, 2019 at 12:59 pm

I'm thrilled about the Blue Jackets' Game 1 win.

We've got a series. We've got some excitement. We've got a competitive series (which isn't what I expected before the game). So let's wind it back to when the Blue Jackets went down 3-0 in the first period on Wednesday...

I sent a tweet. 

At the time, I thought nothing of it. The Blue Jackets are down by three, facing the NHL's best team. Like all of you, I figured we'd be moving on to Game 2 and my ass cheeks would remain an art-free space.

But then, the Blue Jackets started chipping away.

And they eventually took the lead and won the game, 4-3. 

To answer your questions: yes, I am getting 1st Ohio Battery's logo tattooed on my ass. I have no idea which cheek, or if it will be a full-color tattoo. But I'm a man of my word and we're going through with this. 

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